Alan was created by Jackie out of six pipe cleaners and some wire wool.
Barry, aka Highlander, aka Tour Guide, visited from Scotland years ago and still hasn't found his way home yet, though on the last attempt he made it as far as South Africa.
Cookie visited us from Australia and went home happy because we had all signed his helmet
Gary is a vegetarian and is kind to animals, but this doesn't stop him riding his Bantam.
Jackie has the nickname of 'Berserker'. Some have asked why, but no-one has lived long enough to hear the answer. Jackie is good at making things.
Don't let John's brough exterior fool you, his superior engineering skills have enabled him to keep his inexpensive machine riding around the UK.
Jon dreams of the day that Peugeot produce a diesel powered Motorbike.
Linda turned up one day with cake and hasn't been allowed to leave since, which is probably a good idea as with a nickname like Satnav she wouldn't be able to find her way back.
Like his American namesake, M&M is both slim and shady. Thankfully for us, unlike his American namesake, he's not as tuneless.
Mark is the squirrel of the group as he often buries his food in the ground. However, if he offers to show you his nuts, it is best to politely decline.
Matt keeps being asked for his autograph by Lord of the Rings fans. We are precious to him.
Mike is Matt's Dad, but we have forgiven him. Mike is a retired Pole Dancer.
Otter is not Otter's real name. He was christened Beaver, but it caused too many problems once he reached his teens.
Paddy loves exotic vegetables and doesn't care who knows.
Phil is still at school. He claims to work there, but the reality is he's a slow learner. He has the ability to induce catastrophic failure in any vehicle just by standing near it.
The club's host for many years Reg has now retired and swapped one side of the bar for the other - when he's not terrorising the locals on his trusty Honda. Rumour has it that his sister finally escaped from the cellar and was last seen heading for Grimsby.
We thought that Tigger was an excellent door supervisor but in reality he's just good at bouncing.
Tony's love of 1970's children's television has taken him from impersonating a small bear to becoming a wyrd(o) shopkeeper that appears out of nowhere
Our resident magician Julian became expert in the use of spoons a long time ago. He's still working on the knife and fork.
Rebel once thought she had a cause, but has since realised that Jon is beyond all help